Sunday, November 21, 2010

Real Live Ong-Bak !




Last night, as I were finishing dinner, my uncle came to me with his wife and his older son.
'Would you like to go to Tomoi (Thai boxing) with us?'

Ok stop right there. I've never been in a Tomoi fight before. My father wouldn't allow me to go even we watch WWF/WWE very often. And the fight are always being held in Bandar Jengka. In most tournament, the winner would get RM600 and the loser would get RM300. So, either way, everyone would get the money. What puzzled me was that what drives these men to fight over such amount? I mean, not that this amount seems little to me, but imagine if someone kicks you at the ribs or the kidney and broke it, it would cost you more than RM600 right? Puzzled by this, I've decided to give it a try. And like me, this was the first time for my aunt too.

We sneaked out silently because the house were full that night and we didn't want to catch the attention. And my aunt drove excellently to Bandar Jengka.


The First Fight

It was rumoured that the contestant would be our villager. They were saying this name Mat Jepun, Mat Jepun and I had no idea who he is actually. But I noticed that there were a lot of people from my village were there. Some even had their babies with 'em. Many of the audiences couldn't get the chair so they were just standing behind. 

The contestants step in and there he was, in the blue gloves, Mat Jepun. Yeah hell he is. I knew him. He was chewing something, which my cousin said it was sireh. The opponent was a tougher guy, from Penjara Penor. The MC said that he is the prison's warden. Doesn't sound too good for Mat Jepun, heh? haha..

Then Mat Jepun started to 'dance' or as I saw,more to stretching around the ring as his opponent sitting quietly at the edge.They were wearing something on their head that looks like this:



The game started and after 3 rounds of punches and kicks (it supposed to be 5 rounds) , Mat Jepun surrended!! 

My aunt couldn't watch the fight at all. She kept pulling my shirt, slapping her son and closing her eyes. My villagers were extremely thrilled. I have to admit. It did rising up my adrenaline.


The Second Fight

The second fight was between two veteran contestants . These guys are famous of their winnings and have been in the field for many years, but get this, even when they were in many tournament together, they've never met. So, that night was the night to decide who is the true champion and who's not. 

The rain started to pour heavily unto us. The crowd were running here and there, searching for places to get covered. Chairs were scattered everywhere, no one even seems to want it then. As the audiences get crazier, so did the contestants. The fight was pretty tense. What am I saying? It was insane ! Though they were veterans, but their punches were not expired yet! They lasted to the last round and get themselves a draw.

Though it was raining cats and dogs, and we're shivering in cold with wet clothes, but the moment was too precious to be given up over some pouring water, so we stayed and enjoy watching the fight in the middle of the chaos and yells.

The Third Fight

This was the funniest fight of all I'd say. It may seem a little unfair too. One of the contestant was a little guy, skinny and about my height whereas his opponent was a bigger guy, a gigantor. But the little guy seemed to have more experiences than the big guy and knock him to faint in the 3rd round. It was rejuvenating, you see. Now I know, it doesn't count on your size to be a winner. It kinda gimme some hope. hahahahhaa

The Fourth Fight

I don't actually paying attention to this fight. What was in my mind right then was drenching clothes, coldness and just hoping for some hot tea on a couch with sweaters covering my body. That would be heaven!
And it seemed like I was not the only one thinking of those things. As soon as the fight ended, we rushed to the car adn headed back home. It was 12++ when we reached home and everybody was sleeping.

In the end of the day, I realised. it's not the rewards that drives them into the tournament, but the passion itself. The feeling when adrenaline rushes through our body and the feelin' of being taunted. I get that now. 


THE END =)


Friday, November 19, 2010

Limpahan Darah di Kg Baru

Waah dengar tajuk cam ade citer bunuh2 je an.. Xde lah. Ini bukan cerita pasal Altantuya, Mona Fendi mahupun Sosilawati. Kalau anda aim cerita2 cam ni, sila lah tekan button warna merah berbentuk 'X' kat penjuru atas belah kanan tu ea. Sesungguhnya ia berada disitu untuk digunakan. Darah yang ditumpahkan dalam blog ni x len n x bukan hanyalah darah beberapa ekor lembu yg dinaek taraf menjadi binatang korban. And yes, cerita ni ada kena mengena dengan yg hidup mahupun yang telah meninggal dunia.

Raya Haji taun ni laen sikit dari tahun sebelum-sebelumnya. Kalau tahun sebelum ni, paling meriah kat kampung belah mak aku la. Sekali buat sampai lebih 20 ekor korban. Memang krem la tangan pakcik-pakcik yang melapah, lemah-longlai la jari jemari makcik2 yang menghiris umpama penari ulik mayang, dan kenyanglah perut anak-anak muda dapat makan daging pacak. Best2. Tapi tahun ni orang kampung tu dah x buat da. apa sebab, I dun know. Aku bukan amek kisah ngat ngan citer2 politik kampung nieh.

So, tahun ni beraya kat kg sebelah ayah aku la. Bukan jauh pon, sebelah menyebelah jea. Camne ayah n mak aku kawen? jeng jeng jeng..... Wait ah... nanti aku citer. Back to the story, family aku korban 2 ekor lembu out of 4 ekor hari tuh. Di pendekkan cerita, selepas gagal bersembahyang raya korban ari tuh, (sebab lambat ea. n bukan sebab aku) kami pun bergegas la ke tempat menyembelih. Ok, penipuan. x bergegas pon. Kitorang sampai masa tuh da sampai mangsa ke-2 dah a.k.a lembu family aku.



Beliau yang x sempat kunamakan pada mulanya begitu ganas melawan, namun bergantung kpd kekuatan abang2 @ pakcik2 kat kg tu, beliau berjaya ditumpaskan. Dia pukul sana, pukul sini, last2 serender jugak. Mmg best la tgk dorg bergusti. Man vs Beast. Bila lagi nak tengok live, kan?


Beliau ni pun sama. Kuat melawan. Tambah2 lagie, dia ni yang paling besar. memang best la tgk pak cik sorg tu tackle kaki dia  sampai jatuk berdebuk. Then sorg lagi hero pegang kepala. Ikat2 kaki semua, last2 terkujur layu, redha menanti ajal. Tapi serious, masa dia sembelih tu aku nak muntah tengok darah memancut2. Maybe tulah sebab aku x leyh jadi Dr kot. 


It takes more than 10 minutes jugak la dia nak kaku.
Dah pasti mati baru bole bergambar. hek3 


Ni pak sedara aku. Salah seorang hero arituh. Aku? Tumpang glemer je la.. hahaaa..


Tengah urut2 perut lembu tuh. kasi keluar baki2 taik katanye... aku duduk je a.. haha


Salah seekor yang berkorban pada hari tuh. Yang ni pon ganas gak walaupon kecik.
And this one isn't my family's.


Lagi gambar tunjuk darah....


The ribs. Nice n sweet part. I like this one.


So meaty... 

two cute girls in the middle of big work. tugas mereka?
X len n x bukan hanyalah utk menyerabutkan keadaan n memeningkan semua org.


And after my kudrat wasn't needed to sembelih itu lembu and melapah, I was tasked to divide the meat into seven parts.A nd after a while, that place was flooded with people who wanted to help, so I let them 'help' and go off to do another task, which is cleaning the stomach or obasum or whatever 4 stomachs they had there. We, my brother and I washed it with concentrated lime water, that left my skin dried up, wrecked and slithering painful for days. tsskk... Then they told us we should've wear gloves. haha.. Our mistakes. 



Before I end this post, I'd like you to meet my greatest rival when I'm at kampung.

HAH!! THESE 2 OLD BUDDIES!! asek kejar orang jea. The only person dia x kejar is my grandmother.
Dasar x pernah tgk org hensem!!! 
and recently they laid some eggs and menetas la 4 ekor ugly duckling yang bakal menyerabutkan hidup aku kelak.


THE END  =)

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Tag dr Miss Syara: Tiada Lagi

Baru-baru ni dapatla tag dr Miss Syara Syarafina Termizy nie.. Punye la malas, ari nieh baru nak buat.. Itupun lepas tgk Yaya online. Baru teringat nak hapdate blog yg hampir berhabuk nieh... ok la.. cakap banyak pun x guna xde mende nak borak. Nah aku menjawab nieh.


Put your music library on shuffle. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. You must write that song title as the answer to the question, no matter how silly it sounds! Most of the time they seem to work though, strangely enough. Ok, go! When you're done, tag 20 people in this note, and make sure to tag the person who sent you this. The answer to #20 is the Title of your notes.

1.If someone says, “Is this okay?” you say

Cintai aku- Sofaz.
Gile ah. Kalau semua org tanye camni, n aku jawab yg nieh, mati kene pukul ngan kasut tumit je nih..... btw, xperlu eh. I choose to be alone.
Andai angin mampu kirimkan pesan untukmu yang telah kuucapkan.. 
Cintaiku aku, dan bukan yang lain..


2. How would you describe yourself?

Superstar- Jamilia
haha... yg ni xleyh bla... Lagu ni pun wujud cam melukut di tepi gantang jea dalam Media Player nieh.. haha
I dun know what it is that makes me feel like this
I dun know who you are but you must be some kinda superstar..



3. What do you like in a girl?

Thinking of You- N'Sync
Betul2. I'm thinkin' of you. Bila la nak menjelmanya nieh...
Thinking of you, I drive myself crazy.. 
They don't understand when I let you go baby
I drive myself crazy..



4. How do you feel today?

Shadow of the Day-Linkin Park
Hurm.. hari ni mmg borink pon... lepak cam x gaya lepak. haha.. xpe la... layan jiwang Linkin Park ni jap....
And the sun will set for you, The sun will set for you and the shadow of the day



5. What is your life’s purpose?

Makhluk Tuhan Paling Seksi- Mulan Jamila
0..0" .. no comment.. Hidup aku bukan utk gadis2 sahaja. haha
.............(liriknya haram ditulis bg aku.. haha)



6. What's your motto?

Umbrella- Remix Rihanna & Chris Brown Ft Jay-z
Woaahh... haha.. x tau plak idup aku ni ade motto. Lesen pun xde agie..
Because when the sunshine will shine together, told you I'll be here forever.
Said I'll be a friend. Take a note and stuck it till the end (err.. betul ke nih..)



7. What do your friends think of you?

S.O.S-Jonas Brothers
Bakpenye weh?? Bahaya sgt ke aku nieh? Klu tahap hotness aku ni sampai korg rase melecur bile duk dekat sori r... haha
It's like walking on broken glass better believe I bled.
It's a call I'll never get.



8. What do you think of your parents?

Stars Are Blind- Paris Hilton
Arrgghhh!!! Media Player out of control!! Lagu ngarut2 kuar!! 
(malas r nak tulis lagu cik Hilton nih..)



9. What do you think about very often?

Ular- Anita Sarawak
Mungkinlah kot.. sejak dua menjak tiga menjak nieh.... 
'Banyak cantik kau mintak lupakan. Ku hampir gila tapi masih siuman' 



10. What is 2 + 2?

Imagine- Glee Casts
Hah! Imagine la sendirik. xde kalkulator. haha...
You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.
I hope someday U'll join us, and the world will be as one.



11. What do you think of your best friend(s)?

I Want You Back- N'sync
 Bapak ah.... haha.... have they ever left me? belum kot...

You're all I ever wanted

You're all I ever needed (yeah)
So tell me what to do now when I want you back



12. What do you think of the person you like?

Bootylicious- Destiny's Child
1st skali.. aku tatau camne bole lagu nieh ade dlm player aku... sori2.. layan je ar...haha...
I dun think you're ready for this Jelly.. bla bla bla...



13. What is your life story?

Boring -Pink
Haha... xde ah.. Hidup aku best. One of my friends even said
 'I'd swap my life for yours.'
If U catch me u don't have to show me if you really want my ooooo..



14. What do you want to be when you grow up?

Toyol- Aznil Nawawi
Seyesly aku aser nak hentak lappy nie. Tolong la kuar lagu2 yg memberi motivasi skit. haha... ni bg aku Toyol??? WTH?
Kepala botak matanya terbeliak giginya bertaring merata-rata



15. What do you think of when you see the person you like?

Mimpi Yang Sempurna- Peterpan
My dream would only be perfect with you in it holding a bouquet of flower with a ring on your left ring finger.
Biarlah kubertanya pada bintang-bintang tentang erti kita dalam mimpi yang sempurna...



16. What will you dance to at your wedding?

Don't Stop Believing -Journey
haha.. awak nak ke menari? cam kene bubuh ngan ayah je nnt...
A singer in a smoking room, smell of wine and cheap perfume for a smile they could share the night it goes on and on and on and on.....



17. What will they play at your funeral?

My Love- Westlife
baca Yassin sudah.. doa itu lebih penting....
So I say a little prayer, and hope my dreams would take me there 
where the skies are blue to see you once again my love...



18. What is your biggest fear?

Hilang- Diddy
Indeed. It hurts till now..
Seribu penyesalan hilang harapan kuimpikan bahagia ku idam bersamamu...
Kasih yang kuserahkan hilang meredah luka dalam hatiku luluh parah keranamu..



19. What is your biggest secret?

Hero- Mariah Carey
Oke.. kat sini aku ada satu confession nak wat.. Aku sebenarnye Superman.. Caye dak?
So when u feel like hope is gone, look inside you and be strong.
And U'll finally see the truth, that a hero lies in you...



20. What will you post this as?

Tiada Lagi- Amy Search
Tiada lagi ape weh Media Player? Baek ko jawab sebab aku da rase nak hempas lappy nieh...
Seandainya kita masih bersatu, x mungkin kan menyatu.. walau masih ada sisa cinta biarkan saja berakhir sampai disini...


Ok da siap... haha.. sekarang gak aku nak Tag org len. Biar mereka2 plak menjawab.

1. Yaya
3. Syara Syarafina Termizy. 

dah la.. malas nak tag ramai2... 


TAMMAT =)




Friday, November 12, 2010

Only Those Who'd Understand...


Last Night

My bus ticket shows departure time at 8.00pm and my phone showed 7.30pm. There're not too many people and Pekeliling seemed empty. It dark and rainy too. My bag was huge and unbearable to my shoulder, so I moved to the provided bus stop with roof. There're only 6 people there, if I'm not mistaken. I sat on a cold steel 'bench' beside a Chinese granny. As I about to take a breath of relaxation, I was approached by a man in his 30th maybe. 

Him: Assalamualaikum..
Me: Waalaikumussalam.
Him: Nak balik mana?
Me: Jengka.
Him: Rumah mmg kat Jengka ke?
Me: A'ah.
Him: Family sihat?
Me: Sihat InsyaAllah.

(Seeing this interaction is more to one way, he quiet for a moment. My previous experiences taught me not to trust people easily and I pretty much learned from that)

Him: Abang, maaf la kalau saya tersilap cakap ngan abang ke, tersilap kata, tersilap tanya. Saya mintak maaf sgt. Mcam ni lah, saya ni baru keluar penjara. Keluar tadi saya bawak duit sepuluh ringgt jea. Tambang sampai ke sni, da abes RM2. Saya lapar sangat tadi, saya makan roti canai n air teh, sekarang ni duit saya tinggal RM6 je. Rumah saya kat Raub. Saya ada anak isteri. Dah lama saya x jumpa diorang bang. Tambang ke Raub Rm9. Sekarang ni saya perlukan Rm 3 je. Kalau abang boleh tolong.

(Seeing tears almost broke down in his eyes, I stepped backward and gave him the amount.)

Him: Terima kasih abang, maaf lah kalau saya ada buat salah ngan abang. Saya doakan abg murah rezeki. (He grabbed my hand.)

I dun know if he told the truth or not, but I've done my part and what he's doing with the money is not my problem. It was just RM3 for God sake.

4 Years Ago

I was in Form 4 and studying in Kuantan. It was holiday time and I was about to go back home. Since that I'm a terrible money manager, I dun have much money left and decided to get my scholarship money from the bank for my journey home.

In the BSN of Kuantan Parade, I took my place and my number. Not too long after that, a man approached me and handed me in some cash and a bank book. Not some. It was more than RM2000. 'Tolong bank in kan utk abang, bole?' He asked. 'Ok,' I answered him. He stood up at the back of the bank with his friend as I made the money transition. Suddenly, the NICE clerk said to me,'Adik, ada surat x? Nak keluarkan duit ni kene ada surat.' EH! Since when? I didn't have the letter. 'Surat apa cik?' 'Surat approval dr Pengetua. Klau x de, x bolehlah bawak keluar duit ni' SHIT!!!
'Saya xde surat tu cik, tapi tolonglah. Saya xde duit sgt ni.'
'Maaf lah dik. Akak x bole tolong. NEXT!!'

I was disappointed and worried. SOOO worried. I dun have enough money to go back home and I can't stay here either. What should I do?
Then the brother approached me.
'Da siap ke dik?'
'dah.... ' I handed in the bank receipt to him and was about to cry.
'Bang, mintak pinjam RM50 bole x? Saya nak balik umah ni. xde duit...'
'Eh.. kenapa? tadi x bole bawak kuar ke?'
'X.. Akak tu x bagi.'
Then he took my bank book, receipt and rushed into the bank. I heard him talked loudly with the woman there but coming out empty handed.
'Dia x kasi la dik, puas da abang cakap... Camnilah. Amek duit ni dlu. Umah katne?
'Umah kat Jengka.. '(kesian kan bunyi.. haha)
'Ok. ni amek duit ni, amek no Abg. Kalau ada pape nnt kol la.. ok?'

Seriously, I was about to burst up at this time. There's still those who care. And I've just met him not more than 1 hour.

I dun know you guys, but I've been there. I know how it feels and how I hope someone would help. A little something would make a change in someone's life.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Of Malay Film



First and foremost, I'm home. Thanks for the tiring 4 hours journey last night, I woke up at 10am this morning. As I was in the monorail, which you know, very crowded, I heard a boy and a girl talked about watching film. And that sentences they were using were pretty much familiar.

Girl: Layan da citer Transporter? I rasa kuar 18 Nov ni.
Boy: Hurm.. I x pernah plak layan citer Transporter uw. Dari start mula kuar sampai abes. (laughing loudly)
Girl: Ceh... Tapi ok la.. Dari Cuti-Cuti Cinta tuh.. ppffffttttt !
Boy: Erk... I x layan la movie Melayu.
Girl: X pernah layan langsung ke?
Boy: X pernah la... x best langsung. Macam sampah!

(And after the last sentence, I decided not to eavesdrop. I might as well punch someone.)

Yes, this thing is abstract, subjective and depends on those who'd want to rate it. but please, don't overgeneralize. I admit there're many Malay movies that are craps, but there're many that are good too.
I don't like nowadays Malay movies as well, but that doesn't mean it isn't good, most of them are box offices. For example, I don't like Bohsia, Remp-It, Impak Maksima and many other Malay movies that are said to be 'action' films. But many of my friends like them and they won many awards too.

I hate something for reasons. For me, that's nothing I could get from these kinda film. Fun, excitement, boosting up your adrenaline? I think I'd get more by watching Hollywood movies.

Morales? Please... The morales smuggled are stereotype and I can get more of it in my daily lives, without having to spent one cent. Moreover, they showed more immoral actions than the morals. Sex, gambling, clubs, social illness.. That is not good. and the way they presented it is like promoting to the public that these things are normal and acceptable, and living as a Mat Rempit is fun. Please, it's more like poison in the society. I wouldn't deny the possibility that many of our teenagers dropped schools and be a Mat Rempit because of the influences from this kinda movies.

'Alah.. poyo lah kau. support la filem Melayu. Sampai  bila nak maju?'
Ok stop right there. I didn't say I don't watch Malay movies at all. I do and I'm proud of some of it. Movies like Papadom, Embun, Mohsin, Jangan Pandang Belakang, Zombie Kampung Pisang, I'm Not Single, and many more are among my favourite. But still, so few.

What we need is a high quality movie that doesn't depend on controversy. What we need are movies that can drive us to live a better life. What we need are movies that are not 'JUAL MUKA'. If we can produce movies like this, then maybe we'll attract more people to go and support our Malay movies. To film producers/ directors, please don't be obsessed with producing a 'Hollywood' movie. Audiences, can get porn easily if they want to watch people make out, not in your movies.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Entry Nak Makan Orang!!!!



Bengang ! Kepala runsing ! Jiwa kacau ! Adrenaline naik mendadak ! Tangan xleyh duduk diam ! Tidur x lena ! Rasa nak pukul orang ! Kalau die yg bernama Y*** ada kat sini da lama aku lepas geram kat die kot. What happened? Here it is what happened.....

Plan baeekk punyaaa...


Sejak seminggu lepas, aku dapat berita bek punye kata transcript da kuar, so dengan hati yg girang gembiranya aku pon plan memolek journey aku utk retrieve transcript uh. Kebetulan plak Afiq kate die xde kelas ari rabu, so bole la die teman aku, katanya. Kitorang da plan memolek camni:

SELASA
Aku bertolak ke KL pagi uh. Timing elok2 supaya bole sampai sebelum Zohor, and then bole BELIAU NI belanje kat pasar malam....

RABU
Bergerak ke Nilai n get the transcript, jupe Ceghah, Kuyen and the rest. Pas uh nak lepak McD @ KFC @ Iceroom. Balik hari sebab Afiq ada kelas ari Khamis.

KHAMIS
Bertolak balik. Stay lama2 watpe an? haha....


SECARA TIBA2 !!!!


Elok je timing bile bas aku da park kat Pekeliling, aku dpat mesej dari beliau ni yg berbunyik

'Transcript kuar 22hb 11. Tolong bgtau org len ea.'

Hati aku da luluh... Remuk sgala plan aku... Aku baca balik 2-3 kali.... Hopefully some miracle would happen, but NOOOOO.... nothing's changed. Not even a font. Dengan hati yg longlai, aku melangkah masuk ke Monorel. Xkan nak patah balik pulak kan... apa aku nak jawab ngan Afiq, Ceghah, Kuyen n yg len2 nnt. Rasa nak menjerit pon ada gak. APA AKU NAK WAT KAT KL NIEH?? More importantly, nak jawab apa ngan mak? HURRRGGHHHH!!! Teringat plak Kuyen n Ceghah.. Dorg lagi jauh datang... kesian... so Aku pon mesej la Kuyen tanye camne......

Time ni mmg rasa nak gigitkuatkuat+pukullajulaju+hentakbiarberdebuk org. Dgn keadaan emosi aku yg x stabil masa uh, dengan selambanya sorg Bangla mai duk betul2 sebelah aku..Baunye? Seharum kasturi... Pungkok hang! Nak muntah aku.. tahan je r.... Mmg Tuhan nak uji aku kot, dtg agie sorg mak cik berhimpit sebelah aku. Bukan nak cakap la, banyak je tempat len, tapi kenapa la die nak squeeze masuk kat sebelah aku yg hanya ada muat utk budak 12tahun ni? Baunye? Lagi sorg....... Maaassaaammmm... Masa ni emosi aku da mmg sampai tahap yg memenuhi kriteria tuk memukul org la... TAAHAAANNN JE LA MAANN.....

Sampai je di UIA, Afiq buat2 x kenal aku. Cesss... Fine.... mmg nak kene pukul !!! Pas uw die gtau aku yg esoknye die ade kelas, n memandangkan transcript x kuar, so xde alasan r die nak ponteng.... Dgn xdenye Afiq, aku nak gi ngan sape? hurrmmm.....1 agie prob.... kensel agie plan.. CIIISSSSS!!!

Kepada yg memberi berita palsu: Aku x salahkan korg sebab korg pon tertipu gak. hahahahaaa.....
Akhir kata dari saya, UIA mmg suka wat pening pelajar2 nye yg kacak.


THE END  =(

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Ask and Answer

Hahaha.. I know.. Long time since I last wrote on this blog. It's just that I'm busy with the housechores (??!!) and managing my brothers. and the Internet connection wasn't so good too. Let's cut the craps and enjoy this post  =)

So, here it goes. I have a little brother who's five and 4-5 years old is the phase when they ask questions about everything, eager to know more and annoys their family. And I have this thing of not answering obvious questions, which the asker already know the answer. And this is not applied only to my brother, but everyone. What I'd do is ignoring them or if lucky enough, a nod or a shake of my head. So when my brother meet me, these are what happened:

Situation 1.

I was watching Glee episode of Rocky Horror where all the cast fell down at the end of the show with him.
'Dia jatuh ke? Laki tu jatuh ke?' he asked. And since he had already saw Finn fell, this question is categorized in those which I'd not answer. I ignored. But he kept on asking me the same answer again and again. 'Dia tadi jatuh ke Angah?' as I was walking to the kitchen. 'Dia jatuh ke Angah?' as I about to enter the room. 'Angah, dia jatuh ke?' as I walking into the toilet. I ignored him all the way down until TWO HOURS later as we were watching the TV. 'Laki tu tadi dlam laptop Angah tu jatuh ke?' Aaarrgghhhh... OK fine. DIA JATUH!

Situation 2.

My mother, him and me were going back to my kampung for a business, and it was late at night. He was too tired for journey home and asked my mother, 'Kenapa kita x tido sini je mak?'. And my mother is like me, likes to ignore questions, so she didn't answer it. He looked at us for a second before talking to himself  (or us) 'Kenapa kita x tido sini je mak? Ayah rindu sgt kat mak ea? Kenapa la Ayah ni rindu sgt kat mak. Adik nak tidur pon x bole....'

Situation 3.

I was walking down to the kitchen and about to make myself a cup of Milo. He followed me and asked 'Boleh buatkan adik susu x? Adik ni haus sgt la... mak x balik lagi'. Just to tease him, I answered 'NO'. Then as always, he looked at me with a puzzled look. 'Kenapanya x nak buatkan susu kat adik, Angah?'
 'xmboh la.. Malas....'
'Oooo... kot2 Angah x buatkan susu sebab susu da abes kot. Betul ke Angah?'
And I tried to ignore that and hold myself from bursting into laugh.
'Mak ni x beli susu utk Adik.. adeiii... Adik da la haus ni...'

Yeah... that's a kid. They are starving for answers to everything. And if they couldn't get it right from people around 'em, they'll make their own. Till then , see ya.


P/S: I'll be going to Nilai this Wednesday, to get the transcript for graduates.

  

THE END =)